« On August 12th of the year 1349, Chuck Norris used the Lord's name in vain. Some priests then tried to burn him at the stake for blasphemy. Right before they would light the fire, God came down and said "Hey assholes, give him a fucking break. Its fucking Chuck Norris. Christ." In case you were wondering, when I say "used the Lord's name in vain," the name to which I refer is Chuck Norris. »