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« Christopher Reeves wasn't riding a horse when he was paralyzed. He tried to shake Chuck Norris' hand. The infusion of the Holy Ghost, Beard, and Chuck Norris Man Musk twisted Reeves' neck into numerous contortions until it snapped. Then Chuck transformed into a Black Stallion, carried him to the nearest hospital, and roundhouse kicked him into a dumpster because he wasn't really Superman. »