« Recipe for Fried Chicken ala Chuck Norris Ingredients: 1 Live chicken. Directions: 1. Stare the live chicken down and give it the look. The chicken will immediately lose all of its feathers due to intense fear. 2. While the chicken is still dazed, give it a roundhouse kick into next week. The chicken will start on fire and cook until crispy. 3. After the fire is out, cool for five minutes and enjoy! Recipe for Asian Fried Chicken ala Chuck Norris Ingredients: 1 Live Chicken Directions: Same directions as Fried Chicken ala Chuck Norris except the chicken must be obtained in a far east land. Preferably, when on assignment to free MIAs from a brutal North Vietnamese POW camp. Serve with soy sauce. »