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« When Santa was faced with the daunting task of delivering presents around the world, he asked Chuck Norris if he could help. Chuck Norris responded by plucking one hair from his beard and gave it to Santa. Santa, hoping the beard would give him unparalleled speed and martial arts quickness, promptly inserted the beard into his own. Much to Santa's dismay, this caused Santa's beard to turn against him and it began roundhouse kicking him until his cheeks were permanently rosy. When Santa confronted Chuck Norris of this disaster, Chuck Norris merely laughed and roundhouse kicked Santa back to the North Pole. To this day, Chuck Norris is eternally on the "naughty" list. »