« An 8 year old boy and his grandfather are at an Action Hero conference and the 8 year old boy asks his grandpa if he thinks Chuck Norris is tougher then Rambo. Chuck Norris, with his excellent hearing, hears this and roundhouse kicks the 8 year old boy in the face. He then roundhouse kicks the grandpa in the face because he felt like it. At this precise moment, Chuck Norris is searching for Rambo. You know why. »