« Chuck Norris invented the thumb for the sole purpose of giving "the thumbs-up", he later discovered the opposable thumb can be used for millions of other things, like giving "the thumbs-down", drinking a beer, and picking up spare change from the floor. Steven Segal was so furious at this achievment, he invented the "Big Toe", which hasn't been as big of a hit as the thumb. sorry Steve-o. »