« After funneling a 34 pack of bud light, a handle of Jack Daniels, a gallon of diesel fuel and chugging gallon of milk as a dare Chuck Norris decided to go to sleep...his roomates thought it would be funny to try to shave his beard. little did they know Chuck Norris NEVER sleeps. The next day their families were informed that their children were killed by repeated blows to the head with a blunt object hence roundhouse kick. »