« The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was actually an attempt on the life of Chuck Norris. This so enraged him that he started a secret club, called it the Manhattan Project, and built an atomic bomb. Though poised to attack on Dec. 8th, 1941 he decided to make the Japs "sweat it out for a bit." By 1945, he'd had enough and decimated the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki with his new creation. »