« Back in his high school days, they called Chuck Norris "the dictionary." This was not because he was smart, but he liked to walk around with his shirt off and say, "Check out this definition," and flex his muscles. Any girl who laid eyes on him immediately spontaneously combusted in an orgasm that reached 7 on the richter scale. By the end of his freshman year, Chuck Norris' high school was an all boys school. »