« Chuck Norris left a cardboard cut out of himself in the middle of the ring at the Royal Rumble. Cardboard Chuck won the Royal Rumble when every wrestler willingly jumped over the ropes eliminating themselves. He would have had a title shot at Wrestlemania but the champ was so scared he actually reverted back to a sperm to hide from cardboard Chuck. However cardboard Chuck died from a fatal roundhouse kick when the real Chuck Norris realised that he was being getting to big for his boots. »