Images from the BOO

« Chuck Norris was visiting an elementary school teaching pupils about discipline through martial arts. At the end of his lecture he asked if there were any questions. One child put his hand up and asked who his mentors were when he was a child. Upon hearing this, Norris went over to the child, bent down and screamed in his ear "You can't handle the truth!" before delivering a roundhouse kick to the throat. That'll teach the little bastard. »