Images from the BOO

« Chuck Norris and God go way back. They served in 'Nam together, Chuck saved God's ass by taking 84 bullets in the groin, abdomen, and chest Of course Chuck didn't do this to save God, bullets to him are like food to us, it fuels him, he subsequently used his penis to torch 'Nam and was back in time for tea, which for Chuck Norris is 20 bullets in the back. »