« A Gallup poll revealed that the main, overwhelming fear of 93% of married men is that Chuck Norris will sleep with their wives, thereby making it impossible for them to ever satisfy their spouses again. A recent study indicates that Chuck Norris has, in fact, slept with 97% of those wives. When asked about the other 3%, Chuck Norris said, "Chuck Norris is not a greedy God. He is a merciful God.". »