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« Chuck Norris was watching his television one day, when he saw a commercial that simply infuriated him. A few hours later, he was spotted crossing the Texan border and proceeded to kill every last man, woman and child in the state, invoking an epic genocide unheard of for decades. He then roundhouse kicked Texas from the face of the planet. When later asked why he had done such a thing, Chuck sternly responded, "Nothing is bigger than Chuck Norris. Nothing.". »