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« Chuck Norris does not need to use his hands while masturbating. He instead silently glares at his penis, which then proceeds to jerk itself off, for fear of being evaporated by Chuck's heat vision, and then replaced by a regrown penis, 365 times bigger than it. 365 for the amount of days a year Chuck Norris kicks ass. And if you ask Chuck about leap years, he will roundhouse your face. There are no leap years in Chuck Norris Land. »