« Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Norris took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Chuck Norris takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'". »