« Jimi Hendrix didn't die. Neither did John Bonham, John Lennon, or Janis Joplin. Chuck Norris just kidnapped them and forced them to form an all-star group for his own personal listening pleasure. The band, known as "Teapot Medallion", performs in Chuck's basement on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but the Friday night show is an 18 or older show, but it doesn't matter because the only person who knows about it is Chuck Norris. »