« Chuck Norris once dressed up as a wuss for Halloween by wearing loose fitting pants and shaving his beard. Whenever a homeowner would give him Smarties while trick or treating, he would yell, "I loathe Smarties!" and roundhouse kicked them in the throat. Chuck Norris's beard grew back by the third house, and this will go down as the most unconvincing Halloween costume in history. Chuck was 38 at the time. »