Images from the BOO

« Little Bobby Jenkins was curious, and a curious boy asks questions. "Mom, where do babies come from." Mrs. Jenkins, a little embarassed by the question, cleared her throat, but, before she could answer, Mr. Jenkins laughed and said, "Let me hunny. Now, Billy, my parents told me that they had to call the "stork" and he brings the baby, but the truth is that Mommy gets 'pregnant'." "Pregnant," asks Billy in open-amazement? "How's that happen." "Billy...Mommy has to have sexual intercourse, or 'sex' for short." "So she doesn't call the stork, Daddy?" "No, son. She calls Chuck Norris.". »